Goat Simulator is out for the PC and it is a ton of fun but to get the most fun out of the game you need to delve into and do the various Goat Simulator Cheats and Unlockables!
Here are the cheats and unlockables in the game for maximum enjoyment:
Play as Angel Goat
Stand completely still for five minutes to unlock Angel Goat. The Angel Goat can float by pressing [Special Action].
Play as Devil Goat
Locate the large glowing red pentagram in the corner of town. Go to the community pool in the suburban area with the two water slides on the hill. While looking up at the slides from the bottom of the hill, you can see a large electrical tower to the far left. Right next to the electrical tower is the pentagram. If you still cannot see it, use a jetpack, or let a car hit your goat to fly into the sky for a better view. To become the Devil Goat, you must place five bodies on the pentagram. Latch your tongue onto a human, and put the bodies on the pentagram. This can also be done with goats. If you have obtained the ability to summon goats by becoming the Goat King, you can use the ability to drop five goats on the pentagram to easily complete the Devil Goat challenge. After placing all five bodies on the pentagram, you will transform into the Devil Goat and get the "Devil Goat" achievement. While play as the Devil Goat, you can fly by summoning a Black Hole. Press [Special Action], then enter Rag Doll mode (default is [Q]). Note: It is possible to explode into the environment and instantly die while doing this. While flying, enter Slow Motion mode (default is [F]) for the best and most hilarious results. You can also summon Black Hole energy (default is [R]) to swallow all nearby rag dolls. You can then drag the objects and people anywhere desired.
Play as Feather Goat
Collect 10 Golden Goat trophies to unlock Feather Goat, which is an ostrich that is the best jumper, and its feathers give it a slow descent.
Play as Giant Goat
Collect 20 Golden Goat trophies to unlock Giant Goat, which is a huge whale that can barely move, but it can spout water from its blowhole.
Play as Goat King
Near the area where you spawn is a spiral tower in the corner of the area that has a fence around it. Go up the spiral staircase and in the top door to enter the throne room. Proceed forward, and the goats will bow to you. Stand on the throne to become the Goat King. You will then be teleported back to the original spawn point. While you are Goat King, you will wear a skull mask and can make it rain goats any time. Simply press [Special Action] to drop unlimited goats from the sky.
Play as Ripped Goat
Knock all the goats out of the fighting ring in the fields to unlock Ripped Goat, which is a muscular and stronger version of the normal goat.
Play as Robot Goat
Place the robot from the hanging blue container, and the two special Sanctum statues on the forest pentagram. One Sanctum statue is located on the second floor of the spiral tower, where you can unlock Goat King. The second can be found in a brown house near the spawn point.
Play as Space Goat
Collect all 30 Golden Goat trophies to unlock Space Goat, which is a giant alien creature from Sanctum 2.
Play as Tall Goat
Collect 5 Golden Goat trophies to unlock Tall Goat, which is a giraffe.
Traveling to space
Enter the garage of the house near where you spawn. Grab the glowing beacon on the table in the garage with your tongue. Then, go to the nearby field, and find the two crop circles. Stand in the center of the second crop circle to automatically place the beacon on an object. Wait approximately 30 seconds for a UFO to appear and teleport you to the spaceship. You will then appear in space. However, you are not able to really do anything in space or move around. You will also get the "Rymdskepp I Rymden" achievement for traveling to space.
All Golden Goat trophy locations
Search the indicated locations to find all 30 Golden Goat trophies and get the "Try Hard" achievement.
Easy "Dodge This" achievement
Locate the large boulder that is sitting on a hill, near a party. Use your tongue to get the boulder to roll down the hill. Then, use your tongue to drag the boulder to the field where the hillbilly is driving around. Place the boulder in his path to cause him to crash into it and get the "Dodge This" achievement.
