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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Melissa Gorga SO BORING! Melissa Gorga and her uptight storylines are as entertainingas watching my cats use their litter box. Actually, cats beat Melissa because at least they aren't faking anything! It might be sad that Melissa lost her aunt in this Sunday's episode, but it doesn't make Housewives entertaining. ANd Melissa making a sexy book of herself for Joe for Valentine's Day is so incredibly expected. Melissa wrote an entire book about pleaseing her man so are a few sexy pictures shocking?! nd it's not surprise how low the ratings are this season. Because when you have Melissa Gorga as the main character, then you know it's time for New Jersey Housewives to possibly move on. Melissa is so boring that I'd rather see Caroline Manzo or Kathy Wakile! I'm supposed to feel sympathetic that the dull Jersey girl is staying in a rental home? I'm supposed to care that her money is ties up in garbage. This isn't interesting. Garbage truck companies are not interesting, Bravo. They are highly prevelant in New Jersey and New York, and the business as a storyline for Melissa adn Joe Gorga just isn't making the cut.I had high hoped for the new season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, but maybe the garden state program needs to move on after another week of lame storylines and cliche lines.
Despite what Bravo had anticipated, the comeback of Dina Manzo has done nothing for the Jersey reality show. Dina has absolutely no real storyline and her biggest issue is her daughter going off to college. And Dina is also scared to jump into the dating pool again. Who cares?! THis Sunday Dina cries about being alone on Valentine's day. Well, that isn't anybody else's fault but Dina's. Worse than Melissa Gorga and Dina are the Giudices. As for Teresa and Joe, do the Real Housewives of New Jersey executives think we're falling for this sad attempt to gain our sympathy? Next week Teresa will pray to god for protection. Well, Tre should have thought about that before breaking the law. We all know the wrongs that Tre and Joe have done. Well, the pair won't be getting an ounce of sympathy from me and hopefully other Housewives fans won't fall for their tears. Am I supposed to forget that Joe ripped off the government and thousands of decent tax paying citizens? I'm supposed to forget that they cheated and defrauded the banks and when they filed for bankruptcy, they did not pay taxes? It's the rest of us that pay for it! And Teresa was throwing around money like her hands were on fire since season one of Real Housewives of New Jersey. SO when she tells Dina she's 'ok with downsizing' am I supposed to think she's a new Housewives hero? I liked it better when Teresa and Melissa weren't on good terms. Two sister in laws fighting is a good storyline!
The new additions to the Real Housewives of New Jersey...Amber, Nicole and Teresa, are not fun to watch at all, and I don't care about their husbands at all either. I'm not invested in the characters, so when I hear Gotti tell the story about Teresa Apea, I just don't really care. though on paper they look like they'd fit in perfectly with the Jersey reality show. They're feisty, but I can't swallow them. The new twin Housewives, Amber and Nicole, had big promise for the show but they fail to deliver. Why? I think it's because they are so predictable in their unpredictablility. They're so 'out there' that is't all expected. As a New Yorker, I know women exactly like them and even though they are fun ladies, I know what they are going to say before they even screech it. They are annoying and I STILL can't tell the difference between the newbies. Amber, well, she's as cringe worthy to watch as Real Housewives of New York Sonja Morgan's burlesque shows. She's too much of a newbie to actually bring the drama yet. And to start trouble with Amber, another Housewives newbie, is just plain awkward for the audience. Melissa starting trouble with Amber is just too easy for Mrs. Gorga. She should try a veteran Housewives star like Dina. Now that would make good TV!
DO you think Mlissa is more boring than watching paint dry?
