Sheldon is holding his pee while trying to decide between an Xbox 1 or a PS4. The saner of the two, Leonard, asks him why he is doing what he is doing. Apparently people with full bladders make better decisions. "Why did I pee before I decided to move in here?" Leonard mutters under his breath. Penny walks in and says she just killed her audition. While talking to Leonard, she mentions "waterworks" which prompts Sheldon to run to the bathroom. Hope he made his decision.

Penny is drinking wine with Blossom, I mean, Amy, and Bernadette. Bernadette tells them a hilarious story: her co-worker who was supposed to be retiring. They sent around a big card for everyone to sign. But what Bernadette didn't know was said co-worker was also in a horrible accident over the weekend. Then she asks the girls whether they think it's a hilarious fumble or she's a horrible monster. Because what she wrote in the Get Well card (which she mistook as a "Happy Retirement" card) was: "Dear Vivian, you deserve this." As Amy says, "L-O-L."

Penny is contemplating taking a really terrible horror film called "Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey See Monkey Kill," where she seems to play a murderous gorilla in a bikini. Leonard thinks she should at least try it out since she doesn't know what it will lead to. Or maybe he just wants to see her in a bikini. Poor Penny, after 7 seasons of Big Bang Theory, the show has yet to give her a real acting career.

Meanwhile, Raj has begun hanging out with a girl named Emily, when his ex Lucy emails him. The group tells him it's fine for him to see both as long as he's not sleeping with one of them. "I can't date two women at once. Zero women, that's my sweet spot," Raj says.

Raj's date with Emily goes well, even after he blurts out that he's going to be hanging out with his ex Lucy to her. Poor Sheldon still hasn't decided which gaming system to buy and poor Penny ends up taking the part in "Serial Ape-ist 2." As Amy says, "L-O-L."