If all women on Earth are hooked on the erotic S&M novel Fifty Shades of Grey, what is now expected of men? To all men out there, be honest, when you heard the women are immersed on the novel, what's the first thing that came into your mind?

1. Sex should not be a business deal in real life

The same with all the bits and pieces about whips and chains, it implies Ana should not drink to excess, should rest, eight hour a day and workout at the gym two to three times a week. She can't eat snacks between meals and can eat certain healthy foods, unless it is fruits. The entire deal is about staying sexy as Gillian McKeith, checking out the fridge and holding a Tupperware, while waiting outside the toilet.

2. Control freaks and old school men are back

This bloke phones and emails all the time, if Ana does not answer to his demands, Christian Grey is like a dude-stereotype nagging wife. No men wants 19 missed call because their battery will run low, but Christian Grey is a control freak. During sex, he takes off his clothes, folds them nicely and neatly hangs them on a chair.

3. Red Room of Pain

In Christian's house there is room called Red Room of Pain, intended for sadomasochism. If bondage is your thing, you could find it with Christian Grey who loves the same thrills and drilling. Wherever there is danger, Christian is there, at a hotel table or bar; he turns on Anna's back and on her toes.

5. Women do love a guy with a helicopter

Christian Grey flies his own helicopter, this would really turn any woman around, "When you fly at night, you fly blind. You have to trust the instrumentation," it is about the sexiest thing that he says to Ana.

For men, you should now give women with fast cars, days of obsessive emails and night of bondage.