"Fifty Shades of Grey" cast Dakota Johnson proved no match for Ellen DeGeneres, who made a parody of the highly anticipated Valentine's movie in her own talk show.

In the spoof, the talk show host replaced "Fifty Shades of Grey" cast Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele as she pines for Christian Grey.

In her intro, Ellen DeGeneres said: "Over the years, I've shown a lot of scenes from different movies that I've been cut out of. What happens is I get cast and show up and I work like a professional. I learn my lines and I really prepare the scenes, and for some stupid reason, the part gets cut-until now..."

"The 'Fifty Shades of Grey' movie is coming out next year and I am so happy and proud to say I got the lead role, and I am definitely going to be the lead in the movie. They're acting like it's Dakota Johnson. It's not. It's me. Because no one know knows their way around a whip more than me."

"It's some of my best work," she ended her intro.

The video, which is uploaded on Ellen's official YouTube site, shows Jamie Dornan's Christian Grey telling asking Anastasia Steele what she's thinking.

Then it cuts to Ellen DeGeneres talking: "What I'm thinking? Well, I was just thinking about how fun it is to get pears around Christmastime and how each one of 'em is individually wrapped in foil and how beautiful they are, like a little present. Can you imagine if all fruit was like that? I mean, cherries or blueberries or raspberries? Each one of 'em you'd have to unwrap, but it would be a present."

Then when Christian Grey shows Anastasia Steele the famous Red Room of Pain, Ellen DeGeneres, still playing as "The Fifty Shades of Grey" cast Dakota Johnson, exclaims: "Oh, hell no!"