2 Broke Girls had a special guest star in Lindsay Lohan this week. Max and Caroline meet Claire (Lohan) and her fiancee when they come to buy cupcakes. Claire wants to hire them to make their wedding cake, which Caroline says could make them up to $1300. Claire's fiance tells her to do whatever she wants because he doesn't want to talk about the cake anymore. "He doesn't want to do the cake stuff, I don't want to do the butt stuff," Claire says.The problem? Claire is crazy and "changes her mind as she's changing her mind." Despite not wanting to work with Claire, Max agrees to make a wedding cake for the fickle bride and Caroline gets multiple calls a day from Claire who can't decide on what style of cake she wants - or much of anything else.
"Weddings are just stupid. This whole idea of celebrating love. I mean, Love works out less than Chris Christie," Max says.
Pastry Chef Max ends up building a gorgeous wedding cake, which they decide to carry on the subway. The cake is super heavy but the girls are determined to make it to Claire's wedding. On the subway, they spot a seat to put the cake down on but a feisty old lady makes it there before they do. "I blame science," Max says, "People shouldn't be living this long." After a small snafu, aka Caroline sticking her arm through one tier of the cake, they are able to fix the cake and bring it to the wedding venue. The stressed out wedding planner meets them near the cake. Max uses her typical sarcasm, to which the wedding planner responds, "You think because I'm fake smiling, I won't throw you down the stairs?" Max responds gleefully, "You do that, do you have a card?" Unfortunately they wedding planner won't give them their check until Claire walks down the aisle.
Meanwhile, Lindsay/Claire can't decide on anything at all, including whether she actually wants to go through with the wedding. Now's she thinking she should have kept trying at her dress shop. "Everyone is afraid of failure," Caroline says. "No, not failure. There was a gang shooting in front of my shop. I had to bury two mannequins," Claire clarifies. "The only thing harder than starting a business is finding love," Caroline says. But Claire runs anyways.
Caroline makes Max put on a wedding dress and go down the aisle so that they can collect their check. Just as the wedding planner is writing the check, the groom realizes his bride is Max. Thankfully, Claire runs into the hall and announces that she's changed her mind and wants to marry him after all. The girls get their money, and Claire decides maybe she likes girls.
